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DONATE

Keep your two cents, and just provide your money.

ASK ME

“How tall are you?”, “What time is it?”, “Can you tell me…”, etc. for any casual questions you bother to bring me. Questions that aren’t pertinent to my livelihood are reserved for service workers. Only service workers need to ask me casual questions.

TELL ME

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